{"id":65105,"date":"2016-04-05T08:00:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T12:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65105"},"modified":"2016-04-05T07:31:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T11:31:31","slug":"tuesday-with-claymore-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65105","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bernie the Messiah? <\/a><\/p>\n

Surfin’ USSR <\/a><\/p>\n

You say you want a revolution? <\/a><\/p>\n

…unless it’s with your cousin. <\/a><\/p>\n

Waging war <\/a><\/p>\n

Tinkletown <\/a><\/p>\n

Have you been called a racist today? You’re welcome. <\/a><\/p>\n

Tell me again how that Supreme Court is broken without a 9th justice. <\/a><\/p>\n

Queue Van Halen <\/a><\/p>\n

America the WORSTEST democracy ebber!!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

Fake conversations overheard at fake gas stations are always racist <\/a><\/p>\n

Begging…that’s it. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Joanie globally warms Chachi <\/a><\/p>\n

Pretty much what’s wrong with both parties on one pic <\/a><\/p>\n

The stop blowing up shit in the name of Allah <\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh my sweet summer child… <\/a><\/p>\n

Too bad patchouli and weed doesn’t work the same way for DU <\/a><\/p>\n

Smirking little monkeys flinging their poo <\/a><\/p>\n

Either they don’t know and don’t care or they know and they agree <\/a><\/p>\n

See. Weed. <\/a><\/p>\n

Ted Cruz. Worser than Trump…which means worserest than Hitler <\/a><\/p>\n

Poor people don’t spend their EBT on lobster and porn. Seriously. Stop laughing. <\/a><\/p>\n

Pansuit Season! <\/a><\/p>\n

What Would Bernie Do? <\/a><\/p>\n

Yeah, why be debt free…that’s stupid. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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