{"id":65067,"date":"2016-04-02T09:00:17","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T13:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65067"},"modified":"2016-04-02T16:27:57","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T20:27:57","slug":"lucky-thirteen-hardly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65067","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Lucky Thirteen&#8221;?  Hardly."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my friend \u201cBirdie\u201d came to see me again.\u00a0 Yeah, you guessed it: A gUy We \u201cKnOw AnD lOvE\u201d has been at it again \u2013 maybe with help.<\/p>\n<p>This time, however, he\/they managed to surprise me.<\/p>\n<p>No, they still don\u2019t have a freaking clue regarding who I am.\u00a0 It\u2019s who El Numbnutz in Purple Tiger Stripes misidentified as me this time around that was the surprising part.<\/p>\n<p>In a way, they\u2019ve reverted to form.\u00a0 Once again, they misidentified a true, certified BAMF as being me.<\/p>\n<p>The gentleman they wrongfully identified as me this time is a recipient of more than one high award for valor &#8211; and here, high means <em>&#8220;higher in precedence than the Bronze Star w\/V Device&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0 While it\u2019s an honor to be thought a no-sh!t, honest-to-God badass war hero &#8211; even by El Numbnutz and\/or his pals &#8211; it\u2019s simply not the truth.<\/p>\n<p>Yep, \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <del>Fapping Fowl<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Blunder Chicken:\u00a0 you (and whoever might have helped you) screwed up.\u00a0 Once again, you identified someone I&#8217;ve never even met as being me.<\/p>\n<p>In a way, this is sorta like \u201cGroundhog Day\u201d.\u00a0 Except with these guys we get some odd variations on \u201cteh stoopid\u201d each time vice a verbatim replay of the previous.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to see that they&#8217;re back to using the DRC Ouija Board Method to come up with their bogus identifications &#8211;\u00a0 e.g., viewing pix of true badasses while fapping furiously until they decide which one must be me.\u00a0 That&#8217;s OK, though.\u00a0 It means they&#8217;re more-or-less still &#8220;playing in their sandbox&#8221;, so to speak, and harmless.\u00a0 Lord knows logic has nothing to do with it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>. . . <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK, obligatory recap time.\u00a0 This is at least the thirteenth time this drove of <em>dummkopfs<\/em> (or a member\/subgroup thereof) has falsely identified someone else as me.<\/p>\n<p>Last time, it was a retired SF Major.\u00a0 And before that, a laundry list of others \u2013 including 4 Navy SEALs, a Navy Diver, a retired law professor, a serving Army officer, a retired SF SGM, a deceased Army GO, and several others.\u00a0 <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64517\">This linked article contains links to details<\/a><\/em> regarding most of those prior DRG flights of fancy.<\/p>\n<p>And, hell \u2013 I\u2019ve almost certainly missed at least one or two of these toolboxes\u2019 brain farts concerning who they think I am.\u00a0 So thirteen is the lower limit for how many times they\u2019ve Fornicated Fido here.<\/p>\n<p>But at least they seem to have a cool theme song for their version of Groundhog Day.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sil76t2X_DE\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/e\/eb\/Do_It_Again45.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center>Give it up, dipsticks.\u00a0 You\u2019re clueless \u2013 and you&#8217;re also incapable of either finding or buying a clue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my friend \u201cBirdie\u201d came to see me again.\u00a0 Yeah, you guessed it: A gUy We &hellip; <a title=\"&#8220;Lucky Thirteen&#8221;?  Hardly.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65067\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Lucky Thirteen&#8221;?  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