{"id":65012,"date":"2016-03-30T12:25:18","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T16:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=65012"},"modified":"2016-03-30T13:01:37","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T17:01:37","slug":"the-official-bottled-water-of-the-uc-berkeley-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65012","title":{"rendered":"The Official Bottled Water of the UC-Berkeley, Maybe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a57.foxnews.com\/global.fncstatic.com\/static\/managed\/img\/U.S.\/876\/493\/unicronkisseslabel.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No, the photo isn\u2019t a joke. It&#8217;s bottled by Polar Seltzer, and the flavor is called &#8220;Unicorn Kisses&#8221;. <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/leisure\/2016\/03\/29\/new-unicorn-kisses-flavored-seltzer-is-no-april-fools-joke\/\">The stuff really exists<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m guessing it will be very popular among \u201cProgressive\u201d fans of Bernie the Commie, though. It\u2019s based on fantasy &#8211; sorta like Bernie the Commie\u2019s view of how things \u201cshould be\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; No, the photo isn\u2019t a joke. It&#8217;s bottled by Polar Seltzer, and the flavor is &hellip; <a title=\"The Official Bottled Water of the UC-Berkeley, Maybe?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=65012\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Official Bottled Water of the UC-Berkeley, Maybe?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}