First off: This should be posted as a Weekend Silly, but I hurt myself laughing and wanted to share the pain.<\/p>\n
Secondly: This comes from a satire site. Still it even stirred memories in this geezer so I expect you lot will be coming up with a few new names yourselves.<\/p>\n
Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line Of Deodorant Sprays Specifically For Veterans<\/a><\/p>\n “Taking a page from last year\u2019s \u201cThank You For Your Service\u201d line ofmilitary-themed scented novelty candles<\/a>, world-famous men\u2019s health company Axe Body Spray is kicking things up a notch this month by unveiling\u00a0their new line of veteran-themed deodorant\u00a0sprays as part of their\u00a0<\/span>#MarchTogether\u00a0<\/span><\/a>campaign.\u00a0 Deodorant cans containing\u00a0scents like \u201cBagram Burn Pit\u201d and \u201cWhiskey and Bad Decisions<\/a>\u201d are flying off the shelves at Post Exchanges world wide.”<\/em><\/p>\n The tone of article is nicely captured with this:<\/p>\n \u201cAdditionally, scent is the sense most closely tied to memories, and what most veterans want to remember, more than anything else, is the\u00a0smells from their\u00a0time downrange,\u201d Dr. Olfactory said in an exclusive interview with\u00a0<\/span>Article 107 News<\/a>. \u00a0\u201cSo, we asked a focus group of forty young Army\u00a0soldiers in the grade of E1-E4 to help us come up with names for the new military-themed line of body sprays, based on what they themselves remember from their brief military service.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cUnfortunately, some of the things they came up with were a bit\u2026 inappropriate,\u201d Dr. Olfactory continued. \u00a0\u201cNo one is going\u00a0to buy scents called \u201cFart Inside A Hot Pup Tent\u201d or \u201cEvery Local National I\u2019ve Ever Met\u201d or \u201cPort-O-Pottie Fornication,\u201d that\u2019s just gross.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n For me – I might be interested in reliving a bit of my youth, but maybe with a candle rather than a body spray… The aroma of crossing the reknown “Shit River Bridge” into Alongapo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"