{"id":64623,"date":"2016-03-02T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T13:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=64623"},"modified":"2016-03-01T18:16:31","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T23:16:31","slug":"jimmy-janos-threatens-to-run-for-president-if-you-dont-vote-for-bernie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64623","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Janos threatens to run for President if you don&#8217;t vote for Bernie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=27337\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-27337\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"Jesse Ventura&#039;s big fucking mouth\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-27337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2016\/02\/29\/jesse-ventura-i-ll-run-for-president-if-bernie-loses.html\">Daily Caller<\/a> reports that little Jimmy Janos, the fellow who sues widows, has threatened to run for President if you Democrats don&#8217;t select Bernie to be the candidate for the 2016 election;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThey\u2019re setting the groundwork for me because if Bernie loses, by the time we get to June, how sick are the people going to be of all these people,\u201d he said while dressed in a Jimi Hendrix shirt under a blazer and SEALs beanie.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee, I\u2019m an independent and I despise the two parties,\u201d Ventura, who speaks as if he is prepared to tackle you, continued. \u201cI love what Trump\u2019s doing to the Republicans. He\u2019s got them in complete disarray. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The day before, Ventura offered his endorsement to Bernie and Bernie declined it, because, you know, who wants a money grubbing has-been who snatches sandwiches from the mouths of fatherless children in public to endorse them? But, yeah, I welcome him to politics again, you know, from a blogger&#8217;s perspective. Joe Biden is out, so we need Janos.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Daily Caller reports that little Jimmy Janos, the fellow who sues widows, has threatened to &hellip; <a title=\"Jimmy Janos threatens to run for President if you don&#8217;t vote for Bernie\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64623\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jimmy Janos threatens to run for President if you don&#8217;t vote for Bernie<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64623\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}