{"id":64571,"date":"2016-02-27T09:23:14","date_gmt":"2016-02-27T14:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=64571"},"modified":"2022-01-23T23:31:12","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T04:31:12","slug":"joseph-wayne-lynch-unruly-special-forces-phony-passenger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64571","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Wayne Lynch; unruly special forces phony passenger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=64572\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-64572\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Joseph-Wayne-Lynch-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"Joseph Wayne Lynch\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-64572\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Joseph-Wayne-Lynch-200x300.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Joseph-Wayne-Lynch-222x333.jpeg 222w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Joseph-Wayne-Lynch.jpeg 318w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>David sends us <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/flight-crew-grabbed-ice-hammer-hot-coffee-pot\/story?id=37236714\">a link to a story <\/a>about this Joseph Wayne Lynch fellow who was a passenger on a US Airways flight from Philadelphia to Denver last year. He&#8217;d missed his connection, so the airline bumped him up to first class, but then because he was acting like an inebriated sot, they cut off his alcohol. <\/p>\n<p>He got all smoochy with the airline attendants, so employees had to restrain him with an ice hammer, a pot of coffee and zip ties. Somewhere in the altercation, Lynch told them he was a &#8220;Green Beret&#8221;, which turns out to be false. <\/p>\n<p>I guess being a Green Beret is an excuse to behave badly.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s free on bail awaiting sentencing in May.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David sends us a link to a story about this Joseph Wayne Lynch fellow who was &hellip; <a title=\"Joseph Wayne Lynch; unruly special forces phony passenger\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64571\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Joseph Wayne Lynch; unruly special forces phony passenger<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":64572,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,391],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-valorvultures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64571\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/64572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}