{"id":64299,"date":"2016-02-14T08:00:45","date_gmt":"2016-02-14T13:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=64299"},"modified":"2016-02-13T20:03:29","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T01:03:29","slug":"an-ode-to-winter-wonderlands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64299","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to “Winter Wonderlands”"},"content":{"rendered":"

With apologies to the memory of the late Warren Zevon for spoofing one of his best<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Frozen, Glazed, and Snowed-In
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Well, I sit here and I shiver<\/em>
\n It\u2019s winter where I am<\/em>
\n This weather sucks the big one<\/em>
\nHell it’s just not worth a damn<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve been out front shoveling snow<\/em>
\n My back\u2019s seen better days<\/em>
\n Need hot pads, beer, and Motrin <\/em>
\n Plus two tubes of Ben Gay, hyeaah
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Now the landscape is all frozen<\/em>
\nDamn <\/em>weather’s gotten stuck<\/em>
\n Choices are “snow” or “an ice storm”<\/em>
\n Man, this winter sure does suck<\/em>
\n Yeah, this winter sure does suck<\/em>
\n Well, this winter sure does suck<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m getting cabin fever
\n More snow to fall today<\/em>
\nI think I\u2019ll just say, “Eff it!”<\/em>
\n And move out to LA<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

All right<\/em>
\nI’m frozen, glazed, and snowed-in
\nI’m frozen, glazed, and snowed-in<\/em>
\n I’m frozen, glazed, and snowed-in
\nI’m frozen, glazed, and snowed-in<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Just kidding about the “move out to LA” part.\u00a0 I’m not that damn desperate – yet.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n

Happy Valentine’s Day, all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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