{"id":64149,"date":"2016-02-12T14:30:22","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T19:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=64149"},"modified":"2016-02-12T09:51:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T14:51:38","slug":"yer-friday-funny-who-cut-the-cheese-andrew-jackson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64149","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  Who Cut the Cheese?  Andrew Jackson."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even for someone we &#8220;know and love&#8221;, this might be a few months&#8217; supply.\u00a0 After all:\u00a0 at 7lbs per day, 1600lbs = 228 days and change.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodandwine.com\/fwx\/food\/real-story-huge-chunk-cheese-sat-white-house-year\">The Real Story of the Huge Chunk of Cheese<br \/>\nthat Sat in the White House for a Year<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even for someone we &#8220;know and love&#8221;, this might be a few months&#8217; supply.\u00a0 After all:\u00a0 &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Funny:  Who Cut the Cheese?  Andrew Jackson.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=64149\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Funny:  Who Cut the Cheese?  Andrew Jackson.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}