{"id":63859,"date":"2016-01-16T08:30:46","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T13:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=63859"},"modified":"2016-01-16T08:12:52","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T13:12:52","slug":"numbah-10-gi-or-maybe-11-or-12-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63859","title":{"rendered":"Numbah 10 GI! (Or Maybe 11 or 12 or . . . . )"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, that didn\u2019t take too long. Apparently I\u2019ve been “identified” once again by a member or members of a certain Dense, Royally Clueless grupo <\/span><\/span>de <\/span>cochinos.<\/em><\/p>\n

But wonder-of-wonders, behold!\u00a0 This time around I\u2019m not<\/span> an ex-Navy SEAL.\u00a0 In the words of the late Red Foxx character Fred Sanford: “This is the big one, Elizabeth! I\u2019m comin\u2019 to join ya!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, no – not really.\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen enough abject idiocy on the part of <\/span>Dieses<\/span> <\/span>Pack<\/span> <\/span>von<\/span> <\/span>Schwein-Hunde<\/span><\/span><\/em> that I don’t think their foolishness could possibly surprise me enough to do more than raise my eyebrows a bit, then laugh.\u00a0 There’s no way it would shock me enough to cause heart palpitations.<\/p>\n

But this time, they\u2019ve taken a new tack.\u00a0 Instead of identifying me as being a true BAMF SEAL\/SF guy\/Diver, this time they say I\u2019m a published author – and a Professor Emeritus at Brooklyn Law School.\u00a0 On top of that, I was also apparently a very famous individual’s personal lawyer many years ago.<\/p>\n

I’ll spare the guy any further grief by not mentioning his name here.<\/p>\n

I can’t decide whether I should be flattered or annoyed by this newest misidentification, though.\u00a0 Previously our “friends” apparently sat around fapping and moaning to pictures of bona fide<\/em> badasses until they picked one to identify as me – call it the “DRC Ouija Board Method”.\u00a0 This time, they instead chose someone brilliant enough to be both a law professor and the personal lawyer for a renowned celebrity.<\/p>\n

Does the complement regarding intellect make up for the fact that they\u2019ve given up using the DRC Ouija Board Method and didn\u2019t misidentify me as yet another true BAMF?\u00a0 I\u2019ll have to think about that for a while.\u00a0 But either way, I guess it’s really kinda flattering.<\/p>\n

Anyway:\u00a0 you think I\u2019d remember all of that stuff they claim I did.\u00a0 But for some reason, I . . . don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Maybe it\u2019s because other than the occasional articles Jonn lets me contribute gratis here TAH, I\u2019m not an author.\u00a0 I\u2019ve also never set foot in Brooklyn Law School – much less taught there. Further, I\u2019ve also never had the pleasure of meeting the celebrity in question (who is now deceased), so I hardly think I was ever their personal lawyer.<\/p>\n

Finally, this latest DRC mental misfire regarding who I am has me graduating from college and afterwards serving in the Army during the freaking Eisenhower<\/span> Administration, shortly after the Korean War.\u00a0 Um, no\u00a0 – I can assure you I wasn\u2019t.\u00a0 I’m no longer a youngster – but I’m not in my 80s, either.\u00a0 And I’m pretty sure I’d remember serving under Eisenhower as CINC if that happened, too.<\/p>\n

It seems to me like I just didn’t do any of that stuff.\u00a0 And guess what?\u00a0 That’s because I didn’t.<\/span><\/p>\n

In short:\u00a0 these cork-shucking manure-for-brains jerks are 100% wrong<\/span> on their latest “identification”.<\/p>\n

Again.<\/p>\n

For at least the tenth<\/em> damn time.<\/p>\n

Here’s the recap:\u00a0 according to the DRC, previously I’ve been a multi-star Army GO; a TAH reader using a different screen name; four different former Navy SEALs; a SF SGM; a serving Army officer; and a Navy Diver.\u00a0 (If you’re curious, see this prior article<\/em><\/a> for more details.)\u00a0 This time around I’m a vet who served during the Eisenhower Administration – and who was later a law professor, author, and a deceased celebrity’s personal lawyer.\u00a0 And I’m sure I’ve missed one or two somewhere along the way.<\/p>\n

Yo, DRC:\u00a0 (flip) here’s a quarter.\u00a0 Go buy a yourselves clue; you need one badly.\u00a0 You damn sure don’t have one at present.<\/p>\n

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