{"id":63752,"date":"2016-01-12T07:25:35","date_gmt":"2016-01-12T12:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=63752"},"modified":"2016-01-12T11:00:25","modified_gmt":"2016-01-12T16:00:25","slug":"another-sterling-example-of-the-drcs-investigative-prowess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63752","title":{"rendered":"Another Fine Example of the DRC\u2019s Investigative &#8220;Skills&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, a little birdie tells me I\u2019ve finally been outed &#8211; in the DRC\u2019s addled minds, of course.\u00a0 Reportedly they yet again think they\u2019ve &#8220;identified Hondo&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently that group of Dumb, Royally Clueless tools thinks I am yet another ex-Navy SEAL.\u00a0 This time, I\u2019m supposedly someone named &#8220;Hershel Bento Davis&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They appear to mean MCPO Hershel Bento Davis, USN (Ret).\u00a0 What I\u2019ve been able to find indicates that while serving in the Navy MCPO Davis was Command Master Chief of Underwater Demolition Team 11, Underwater Demolition Team 12, SEAL Team 5, Naval Special Warfare Group 1, and Naval Special Warfare Unit 8.\u00a0 He reputedly served in Vietnam.\u00a0 Sounds like one helluva guy.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;ve finally figured out their method.\u00a0 Looks to me like the DRC gathers together and sits around in their skivvies, looking at pictures of true BAMFs (and in this context that acronym <u>does not<\/u> stand for &#8220;Bold, Adventurous Males and Females&#8221;), getting seriously &#8220;excited&#8221; and fapping furiously, until one picture <u><i>really<\/i><\/u> catches their collective fancy.\u00a0 Then they apparently decide, &#8220;That must be Hondo,&#8221; and PRESTO! &#8211; another bogus identification is born.<\/p>\n<p>Must be the DRC version of a Ouija board.\u00a0 Hey, whatever &#8220;floats their boat&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This is at least the <em><strong>fifth<\/strong><\/em> Navy vet and 4th ex-SEAL (first <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39413\">SCPO Don Shipley<\/a><\/em>, then <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62173\">CAPT Larry Baily<\/a><\/em>, followed by a <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62353\">guy I&#8217;m intentionally not naming\u00a0<\/a><\/em> and now MCPO Hershel Davis)\u00a0they&#8217;ve erroneously identified as me. They\u2019ve also erroneously identified a multi-star Army GO, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58047\">a retired SF SGM<\/a><\/em>, another <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62353&amp;cpage=1#comment-2714837\"><em>longtime commenter here at TAH<\/em><\/a>, a retired Navy diver (last month &#8211; I was kinda busy and didn&#8217;t write about that one), and a <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58458\">serving Army officer<\/a><\/em> as me.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I guess I should be flattered once again by this DRC asininity.\u00a0 Most if not all of the group of guys the DRC has misidentified as being me certainly qualify in my book as veritable BAMFs.\u00a0 (All of them could well be true BAMFs, but I don\u2019t know enough about a couple of them to say one way or another.)<\/p>\n<p>That makes at least 9 people to date they&#8217;ve claimed were me &#8211; all erroneously.\u00a0 Yo, DRC:\u00a0 get your feces consolidated, will ya?<\/p>\n<p>None of the DRC IDs have been correct, of course; those imbecile dipsticks don\u2019t have a clue.\u00a0 I keep telling them I\u2019m not a former Navy SEAL and never served in the Navy.\u00a0 Yet they keep ignoring that and misidentifying former Navy personnel as being me.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve previously publicly wondered whether these fools have the common sense to urinate in the commode vice the trash can when they go to the head.\u00a0 I\u2019m beginning now to believe they\u2019re simply not smart enough to comprehend the difference between the two.\u00a0 Based on what I&#8217;ve seen from them I\u2019d be surprised if they could find their own butts using both hands and a mirror &#8211; even with detailed instructions and on-site coaching.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;ll try once more to get through to these DRC bozos.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Hey, DRC<\/span>.\u00a0 Listen up, you bunch of moronic cork-shuckers:\u00a0 you\u2019re wrong yet again.\u00a0 As I\u2019ve told you many times before, I\u2019m <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span> a former SEAL or ex-Navy.\u00a0 This is at least the 9th time you\u2019ve been spectacularly wrong regarding who I am &#8211; and probably the 10th or 11th, since I\u2019m reasonably certain I\u2019ve missed one or two other bogus &#8220;identifications&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>All you\u2019re doing here is showing your collective asses to the world.\u00a0 Please cover them &#8211; they\u2019re ugly, and offend damn near everyone.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Just do everyone a favor and STFU.\u00a0 Permanently.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, a little birdie tells me I\u2019ve finally been outed &#8211; in the DRC\u2019s addled minds, &hellip; <a title=\"Another Fine Example of the DRC\u2019s Investigative &#8220;Skills&#8221;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63752\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another Fine Example of the DRC\u2019s Investigative &#8220;Skills&#8221;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}