{"id":63302,"date":"2015-12-15T08:35:11","date_gmt":"2015-12-15T13:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=63302"},"modified":"2015-12-15T08:35:11","modified_gmt":"2015-12-15T13:35:11","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63302","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

You like guns because you’re stupid <\/a><\/p>\n

Turd in the punchbowl <\/a> <\/p>\n

Racist Marine <\/a><\/p>\n

Jar Jar Hadji <\/a><\/p>\n

Or razor blades, or pills, or bridges, or knives… <\/a><\/p>\n

Ironic special snowflakes <\/a><\/p>\n

Trump Nazi!! <\/a><\/p>\n

Invasion of the Gun Snatchers <\/a><\/p>\n

The new paper of record for NYC <\/a><\/p>\n

“Attacks on mosques”…right. <\/a><\/p>\n

Bush’s fault <\/a><\/p>\n

Ted Cruz…religious extremist <\/a> <\/p>\n

…or, how to start a civil war in one easy step. <\/a><\/p>\n

Echo chamber <\/a><\/p>\n

“Worried about being called Islamophobic” <\/a><\/p>\n

DUmbasses are Constitutional scholars <\/a><\/p>\n

Socialism is totes cool, yo! <\/a><\/p>\n

Bernie has the sads <\/a> <\/p>\n

Ok, this one may piss you off <\/a><\/p>\n

Trumping toward disaster <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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