{"id":6319,"date":"2008-12-19T09:19:35","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T14:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=6319"},"modified":"2008-12-19T09:53:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T14:53:40","slug":"love-is-only-a-click-to-a-phony-email-address-awaytso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6319","title":{"rendered":"Love is only a click to a phony email address away![TSO]"},"content":{"rendered":"

You guys friggin slay me.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 Girls do not exist who like to frolic naked, make sandwiches and play tonsil hockey with other girls, and who also love lonely men dwelling under the dim lights of their basement.\u00a0 Which was quite unfortunate for me until I hit jackpot with my girl who likes nerds.\u00a0 (Not the candy, she\u2019s young, but not quite that young.)<\/p>\n

Nonetheless, we have identified the young lady from Russia.\u00a0 Actually, we identified her twice, but sources inside the media tell us that she is Anna Federova<\/a>.\u00a0 Other sources have suggested it is Katerina Azrekova<\/a>.\u00a0 All I know is that I think I can speak for all men here when I sincerely hope these women someday appear in Maxim Magazine saying Do Svidaniya to their clothing.\u00a0 Unless it is like wolf or bear pelts or something which is totally hot.\u00a0 (Isn\u2019t Saran Wrap Russian?)<\/p>\n

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Welcome Anna.\u00a0 I agree with the commenter at Michelle Malkin who suggested that you would be the perfect replacement for Keith Olbermann.\u00a0 Hell, even O\u2019Reilly would switch channels during his own show.<\/p>\n

Anna Fedorova is an Entertainment Presenter<\/p>\n

Anna covers all aspects of the entertainment world, although personally she has a special interest in installations, graffiti, flash animation and the fashion world. She loves water sports, which she swaps for snowboarding in winter.<\/p>\n

Anna, who spent five years of her life in Australia, graduated from the International University of Moscow where she majored in Linguistics and International Communications. But later her deep and long-lasting interest in the Arts brought her to journalism.<\/p>\n

She speaks English, French and Italian.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If I were a single man (Hi honey!), I would love to teach her to also speak Braille, but of course I am not, so\u2026<\/p>\n

You must go look at the pictures<\/a> brought to you by Naira Oganesyan<\/a> who may be the best photographer in the world.<\/p>\n

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I believe Jayne Cobb said it best in the TV show Firefly:\u00a0 I\u2019ll be in my bunk.<\/p>\n

BTW- What is the most click through used most here the past couple of days you ask?\u00a0 (Nah, you don\u2019t really need to ask)<\/p>\n

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