{"id":63163,"date":"2015-12-08T12:14:36","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T17:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=63163"},"modified":"2015-12-08T12:14:36","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T17:14:36","slug":"matthew-riggins-legacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63163","title":{"rendered":"Matthew Riggins&#8217; legacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess you dickweeds aren&#8217;t going to stop sending me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2015\/12\/08\/burglary-suspect-hides-in-florida-lake-where-gator-eats-him\/?intcmp=hpbt4\">this link <\/a>until I post it. Matthew Riggins, an amateur burglar tried to hide from the police in a Florida swamp. So what could happen, right? <\/p>\n<p>Well, young Matt&#8217;s body was found ten days later after he was ravished by a crime-fighting 11-foot alligator. Actually, he was drowned by the &#8216;gator. The do-gooder &#8216;gator was put to death. He should have been given a medal. <\/p>\n<p>It makes me shiver to think of all of the time I spent in chest-deep serpent-infested water armed with only an M16 with a blank adapter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess you dickweeds aren&#8217;t going to stop sending me this link until I post it. &hellip; <a title=\"Matthew Riggins&#8217; legacy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=63163\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Matthew Riggins&#8217; legacy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}