{"id":62591,"date":"2015-11-02T08:58:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-02T13:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62591"},"modified":"2015-11-02T08:05:58","modified_gmt":"2015-11-02T13:05:58","slug":"who-knew-a-suicide-bomber-costume-would-be-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62591","title":{"rendered":"Who knew a suicide bomber costume would be a problem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got about a hundred tips this weekend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/news\/military\/soldiers-suicide-bomber-costume-sparks-fort-bragg-security-response-n455181\">to this story<\/a> about an unnamed soldier who thought that trick-or-treating on Fort Bragg dressed a suicide bomber would be perfectly acceptable.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The costume prompted a gate to be cleared and a response from an explosive ordnance disposal team, Fort Bragg said. The costume included a simulated explosive vest. &#8220;Costumes of this sort are not allowed on Fort Bragg,&#8221; the base said in a statement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The senior commander of Fort Bragg further directs that soldiers not wear costumes of this sort off post and strongly encourages soldiers, DA civilians, and family members to follow the same guidance to prevent similar issues within our neighboring communities,&#8221; the statement said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see the problem. I mean, this administration has made us safe from terrorists and the war against terror has ended, so this can be funny again, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got about a hundred tips this weekend to this story about an unnamed soldier who &hellip; <a title=\"Who knew a suicide bomber costume would be a problem?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62591\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who knew a suicide bomber costume would be a problem?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}