Well, that didn\u2019t take too long. \u00a0Looks like the DRC has “found” me.<\/p>\n
Again.<\/p>\n
For at least the sixth<\/u> time.<\/p>\n
And just like the five previous times . . . they\u2019re full of it.<\/p>\n
A little “birdie” sent me the photo of the guy the DRC has identified as me this time around.\u00a0 That individual doesn’t need any more DRC grief, so I’ll pass on posting the photo here.<\/p>\n
I should probably be flattered. \u00a0I\u2019m no great judge of handsome, but the fella in the photo I received seemed to be a rather good-looking guy. \u00a0I\u2019d guess he has no problem in getting all the female companionship he wants.\u00a0 I’m sure the DRC members are envious.<\/p>\n
And, yeah:\u00a0 he was sporting a Trident, plus some Navy decorations. \u00a0So that means that – once again – I\u2019m supposedly ex-Navy and a former SEAL.<\/p>\n
Geez. \u00a0Remember when I previously asked if our “good friends” in the DRC had the common sense to urinate in the toilet vice the trash can when they went to the head? \u00a0I guess we have our answer now.<\/p>\n
Listen up, you bunch of Dumb Royally Clueless j-holes: \u00a0best I can tell, I\u2019ve never been closer than maybe 40 or so miles to where this latest guy you’ve falsely identified as being me lives today – and that was approaching 20 years ago. \u00a0I haven’t been anywhere near that close since.<\/p>\n
Again, for the record: \u00a0no, I\u2019m not<\/span> a former Navy SEAL. This is at the third damn\u00a0time I\u2019ve told you dipsticks that I’m not a former SEAL. \u00a0Are you too freaking stupid to understand plain English?<\/p>\n At the risk of being repetitive:\u00a0 I\u2019ve never served in the Navy. \u00a0I\u2019ve never set foot on an active Navy warship. \u00a0I\u2019ve never been at sea other than on a couple of tour boat or ferry rides.<\/p>\n “Never served in the Navy” means I’m not a former SEAL. \u00a0How about you let\u00a0that fact penetrate your thick skulls, m’kay?<\/p>\n Bottom line: \u00a0you\u2019re barking up the wrong tree. \u00a0Again.<\/p>\n That doesn\u2019t surprise me, though. \u00a0IMO mercury is an excellent metaphor for you fools’ minds: dense, liquid, and toxic.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s the obligatory recap. \u00a0First, close to\u00a0two years ago supposedly I was a now-retired and relatively well-known Army GO.\u00a0 Second,\u00a0I was wrongly identified as being The Hair himself,\u00a0Don Shipley<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em> After that, I was allegedly a retired Special Forces Sergeant Major<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 Fourth, I was supposedly\u00a0a serving\u00a0Army CPT<\/a><\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 (or maybe by now MAJ) teaching ROTC.\u00a0 Then a few weeks\u00a0ago, according to the DRC’s fifth<\/em> flight of false-ID fancy\u00a0I was allegedly CAPT Larry Bailey<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n Hell, maybe there were other bogus IDs I missed. \u00a0I don’t really know; and I don’t much care.<\/p>\n Now this time around, according to you DRC j-holes I’m supposedly a third different<\/span> ex-SEAL – when in reality, I’m not. That’s at least the sixth time that you damn fools have “gotten it wrong”.<\/p>\n They say everyone has a role in life. \u00a0The DRC IMO has now shown they have not one role, but two. The first appears to be serving as a counterexample regarding life in general.\u00a0 Their second role – as shown by this ridiculous series of comically inept “identifications” – must be providing comic relief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"