{"id":62313,"date":"2015-10-14T10:15:43","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T14:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62313"},"modified":"2015-10-14T09:48:18","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T13:48:18","slug":"jimmy-janos-demands-relevance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62313","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Janos demands relevance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=27337\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-27337\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"Jesse Ventura&#039;s big fucking mouth\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-27337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Little Jimmy Janos made a quixotic appearance on the &#8220;Opie and Jimmy Show&#8221; yesterday morning, according to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2015\/10\/13\/jesse-ventura-stuns-radio-hosts-during-live-show-by-popping-his-head-in-and-offering-unsolicited-message-on-chris-kyle\/\">The Blaze<\/a>. He stuck his head in the broadcast booth and proclaimed \u201cChris Kyle was a liar, I won in federal court.\u201d Then he walked away.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m expecting that he&#8217;ll join the Dutch Rudder Club soon just to be among fellow lunatics. He&#8217;s acting more like Dallas Wittgenfeld than a former Navy SEAL (Don Shipley says he&#8217;s a SEAL, so I&#8217;m siding with Don). The DRC has no respect for widows either, so he&#8217;d fit right in.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Bobo for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Jimmy Janos made a quixotic appearance on the &#8220;Opie and Jimmy Show&#8221; yesterday morning, according &hellip; <a title=\"Jimmy Janos demands relevance\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62313\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jimmy Janos demands relevance<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62313\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}