{"id":62293,"date":"2015-10-13T08:07:42","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T12:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62293"},"modified":"2015-10-13T08:07:42","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T12:07:42","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62293","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stretching the definition of “death penalty”<\/a> <\/p>\n

Leaves extra time to build crappy furniture <\/a><\/p>\n

Losing position for losers <\/a><\/p>\n

Good guys with guns don’t matter<\/a> <\/p>\n

Union cuts pension…Bush’s fault <\/a><\/p>\n

Well, if we’re being honest, it was a pretty good movie<\/a> <\/p>\n

Disarmed dumbass advertising to be robbed, possibly killed<\/a> <\/p>\n

Somehow, the NRA is responsible for idiots, criminals, nutjobs and gang members<\/a> <\/p>\n

Happy Hipster Douchebag Day! <\/a><\/p>\n

Bernie-gasm Pt 1 <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, my sweet summer child…you know nothing. <\/a> <\/p>\n

The Pentagon and the NRA are the real terrorists <\/a><\/p>\n

Right wing nuts have taken over the Democrat party. Say what?<\/a> <\/p>\n

What is the function of a hair brush…what is the function of a spoon…see, I can do this shit all day long too. <\/a>
\nOh goody, the UN is going help American Indians <\/a> <\/p>\n

Over there’s a toy gun and a real one…which is which…too late, you’re dead<\/a> <\/p>\n

Bernie-gasm Pt 2 <\/a><\/p>\n

Christopher Columbus…American Entrepreneur <\/a><\/p>\n

Political show for politics brings politically inspired peace for political gain <\/a><\/p>\n

First they will come for the Redskins, then Columbus, Ohio <\/a> <\/p>\n

Commies think Bernie is a poseur <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bronies for Bernie! <\/a><\/p>\n

Put on your shocked face <\/a><\/p>\n

Bernie-gasm Pt 3 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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