{"id":62227,"date":"2015-10-08T07:56:34","date_gmt":"2015-10-08T11:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62227"},"modified":"2015-10-07T17:22:22","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T21:22:22","slug":"yeah-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62227","title":{"rendered":"Yeah&#8230;no"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a parking lot of a Home Depot in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox2detroit.com\/news\/local-news\/30725284-story\">Auburn Hills, Michigan<\/a>, a shoplifter was making a getaway and the loss prevention officers who work at the store were trying to prevent that. Then some random customer who happened to have a concealed weapons permit pulled out her firearm and shot the tires of the getaway vehicle. <\/p>\n<p>They still got away, and our brave little gun owner probably put more people in danger than those thieves ever could. Not only with bullets flying around at a moving target, the driver of the vehicle could have been so freaked out by the gunfire that they drive into random pedestrians in the parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet that if she dug a little deeper into her purse, she might have found a pen and paper to write down the license plate number and a description of the vehicle instead of being Dead-Eye Debbie. Additionally, shooting out the tires only works in the movies, for Pete&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Geetwillickers for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a parking lot of a Home Depot in Auburn Hills, Michigan, a shoplifter was making &hellip; <a title=\"Yeah&#8230;no\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62227\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yeah&#8230;no<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}