{"id":62222,"date":"2015-10-09T12:01:48","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T16:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62222"},"modified":"2015-10-08T10:54:10","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T14:54:10","slug":"an-afternoon-chuckle-well-to-him-it-was-an-emergency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62222","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Afternoon Funny:  Well, To HIM It Was An Emergency . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Provided without comment.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/buster\/misuse-911\/man-calls-911-over-lack-of-ass-674920\">Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not . . . Um . . . Er . . . Well . . . .<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The idiot was apparently arrested for public intoxication shortly after police arrived.<\/p>\n<p>Dumbcluck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Provided without comment. Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not . . &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Afternoon Funny:  Well, To HIM It Was An Emergency . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62222\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Afternoon Funny:  Well, To HIM It Was An Emergency . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}