{"id":62066,"date":"2015-09-29T08:34:14","date_gmt":"2015-09-29T12:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62066"},"modified":"2015-09-29T08:34:14","modified_gmt":"2015-09-29T12:34:14","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62066","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

What’s a dude gotta do… <\/a><\/p>\n

Was he a clockmaker? <\/a><\/p>\n

Suddenly religious <\/a><\/p>\n

Estupido <\/a><\/p>\n

From the “I didn’t think it applied to me!” file <\/a> <\/p>\n

Biden his time <\/a><\/p>\n

Pope poop <\/a><\/p>\n

“Misunderstanding” = Muslim shitbags are raping again <\/a><\/p>\n

DUmbasses <\/a><\/p>\n

…and now they hate him. <\/a><\/p>\n

Putin is laughing <\/a><\/p>\n

Charity at the point of a gun <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Fantasy” is right <\/a><\/p>\n

All you science denying racists suck <\/a> <\/p>\n

And all the hipster douchebags cried, raising the sea level <\/a><\/p>\n

So apparently good vibes and overpriced food don’t equal profits <\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh hey, you’re a racist <\/a> <\/p>\n

Boldly going where no man has gone <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey Peter King, the lunatics at DU agree with you…you may want to look into that<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shoot the moon <\/a><\/p>\n

40 acres and a Lexus <\/a><\/p>\n

Cinco de DUmbass <\/a><\/p>\n

Eating their own <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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