{"id":62043,"date":"2015-09-27T10:00:24","date_gmt":"2015-09-27T14:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=62043"},"modified":"2015-09-27T09:39:21","modified_gmt":"2015-09-27T13:39:21","slug":"yer-sunday-funny-more-tales-from-teh-terminally-stoopid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62043","title":{"rendered":"Yer Sunday Funny:  More Tales from teh Terminally Stoopid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Figuratively speaking on the &#8220;terminally&#8221; &#8211; though I&#8217;m not sure whether we should be glad or sad about that.<\/p>\n<p>In Michigan, a man was allegedly afraid of spiders. So when he saw one, he tried to burn it to death with his cigarette lighter.<\/p>\n<p>While at a gas station. And while getting gas.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention the spider was on his vehicle\u2019s gas tank?<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2015\/09\/26\/michigan-motorist-sets-car-gas-pump-on-fire-trying-to-kill-spider-with\/\">I\u2019m not joking<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily the resulting fire was quickly extinguished without injuries \u2013 except to the gas pump involved, which was destroyed.<\/p>\n<p>Idiot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Figuratively speaking on the &#8220;terminally&#8221; &#8211; though I&#8217;m not sure whether we should be glad or &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Sunday Funny:  More Tales from teh Terminally Stoopid\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=62043\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Sunday Funny:  More Tales from teh Terminally Stoopid<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}