{"id":61841,"date":"2015-09-15T07:39:39","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=61841"},"modified":"2015-09-15T07:39:39","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T11:39:39","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61841","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Too late <\/a><\/p>\n

R2-DILD0 <\/a> <\/p>\n

Two words: Swedish Volleyball <\/a><\/p>\n

MSNBC, where the B stands for ‘butthurt’ <\/a><\/p>\n

One man’s dictator… <\/a><\/p>\n

Yes, but are they vast and right wing? <\/a><\/p>\n

Just so we’re clear, who was in charge in 2012?<\/a> <\/p>\n

I think the evidence is clear; chicks just aren’t that funny <\/a> <\/p>\n

Foil hats for everyone! <\/a><\/p>\n

Laugh it up, infidel<\/a> <\/p>\n

In other news, Steven Colbert is still a douche <\/a> <\/p>\n

…and I didn’t even get the t-shirt. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bush to sue over not being compared to Hitler anymore<\/a> <\/p>\n

Just so you know, you’re the problem with this country<\/a> <\/p>\n

Patch the hole in your boat before you try rescuing the sinking ship <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUer’s aren’t afraid of political correctness because they are smarter than you <\/a><\/p>\n

Next up, dead polar bears <\/a><\/p>\n

Proves he’s a douche…crickets. <\/a> <\/p>\n

So according to these buttholes, black folks are weak and emotionally crippled <\/a><\/p>\n

Microagressions…IDGAF <\/a><\/p>\n

..or, How To Ruin A $90k Car In One Easy Step. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Relax…they’re both pandering. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Former MP loves Obama, secretly hopes he won’t be killed by fellow supporters <\/a> <\/p>\n

Who accused her of this…Stalin? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Martin will save you from teh eeeevil gunz!! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hillary’s platform of losers <\/a><\/p>\n

I’d like to think this is a joke…I know better. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Dudes can’t help the chicks like chicks can <\/a><\/p>\n

“Never really noticed” Hillary’s logo…really?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Two socialist shitbags walk into a bar… <\/a><\/p>\n

And one from outside of DUmmyland:<\/p>\n

What the actual… <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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