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In Terrell, Texas<\/a>, Mathew Colby Johnson thought that knocking over the Mom & Pop convenience store would be easy-peasy. Fahed Fatayri ventilated his backside when Johnson pointed his own gun at Mama Fatayri in a robbery attempt. Johnson limped from the AO, ass-shot, but was spotted driving at about 120 miles per hour sveral miles away where he lost control of the vehicle and taxpayers funded his helicopter ride to the hospital where he’s in critical condition.<\/p>\n

In Boardman Township, Ohio<\/a>, another criminal was perforated by a jewelry store clerk. Police followed his blood trail to a bloody pile of clothes, probably where his getaway driver waited for him. He dropped over $100,000 worth of jewelry that he took from the store in his haste to un-ass the AO.<\/p>\n

Another clerk in Conyers, Georgia<\/a> fired 13 rounds at an escaping thief with no discernible result other than making a lot of noise. <\/p>\n

In Port Hueneme, California<\/a>, a street criminal tried to rob a fellow with an Airsoft gun. Unfortunately for the crook, the intended victim recognized the toy even before the criminal shot him in the hand. So the victim whacked the toy out of the criminal’s hand with his crutch. The criminal should have DRT from embarrassment to his profession. But, he scurried off instead.<\/p>\n

In Friendswood, Texas<\/a> a fellow saw a burglar in his neighbor’s yard and scared him off with gun fire. <\/p>\n