{"id":61263,"date":"2015-08-07T11:35:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T15:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=61263"},"modified":"2015-08-07T11:41:30","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T15:41:30","slug":"what-will-ndtbf-think-of-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=61263","title":{"rendered":"What Will ND:tBF Think of Next?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, Emmentaler<\/em><\/a> aficionado and pettty tyrant Fatboy Kim* \u2013 AKA “ND:tBF<\/a><\/em>” and the \u201cDork of NorK\u201d\u2013 is at it again. He\u2019s got a Brand New Idea<\/span> that will enhance the lives of his people.<\/p>\n

His Brand New Idea<\/span> is – establish a New Time Zone<\/a><\/em>!!!!<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, folks. As of next week, the Democratic People\u2019s Republic of Korea will return to the Korean time zone of 1908 \u2013 offset by one-half hour from its current time.\u00a0 Currently, both Koreas use the same time zone as Japan.<\/p>\n

South Korea tried that from 1954-1961. But they found no real benefit, so they went back to the same time zone as Japan uses.\u00a0 They’re not changing next week.<\/p>\n

But ND:tBF will make this work out for the DPRK.\u00a0 It will undoubtedly dramatically improve the daily lives of his people!\u00a0 All hail the Glorious Leader!!!!<\/p>\n

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*Author\u2019s Note<\/u>: in case anyone was wondering about the nickname \u201cFatboy Kim\u201d for ND:tBF, that\u2019s because it\u2019s rather descriptive \u2013 and it\u2019s also my theory that this must be that freaking narcissist\u2019s favorite song. <\/em><\/p>\n