{"id":60766,"date":"2015-07-08T07:00:39","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T11:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=60766"},"modified":"2015-07-07T16:20:52","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T20:20:52","slug":"wednesday-morning-feel-good-stories-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60766","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday morning feel good stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theneworleansadvocate.com\/news\/12843915-93\/harvey-woman-shot-boyfriend-in\">Jefferson Parish, Louisiana<\/a>, a fellow, Randy Johnson, thought that he could make the woman of his dreams love him by choking and punching her. Randy&#8217;s brilliant strategy was working fine until the woman got her gun and shot his &#8216;nads off. Randy doesn&#8217;t need a girlfriend now, and it&#8217;s a good thing because there are no girls in his section of the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center.<\/p>\n<p>Funny thing about gun shops &#8211; they have guns in them and most of the employees, and especially the owners, all know how to use guns. Three burglars didn&#8217;t take that into consideration when they broke in to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/houston\/article\/Deadly-shooting-in-gun-shop-burglary-6370086.php\">Houston, Texas<\/a> gun shop yesterday. The 52-year-old owner must have been sleeping in the store when the three came visiting and shot one of them in their now-empty noggin. The other two un-assed the AO at a high rate of speed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a fellow, Randy Johnson, thought that he could make the woman of &hellip; <a title=\"Wednesday morning feel good stories\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60766\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wednesday morning feel good stories<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40242,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-feel-good-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60766\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/40242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}