{"id":60664,"date":"2015-07-01T16:24:01","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T20:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=60664"},"modified":"2016-12-09T21:28:36","modified_gmt":"2016-12-10T02:28:36","slug":"meet-violent-grace-tso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60664","title":{"rendered":"Meet Viole(n)t Grace TSO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Going to take a point of person privilege here and introduce you to Violet Grace Seavey.\u00a0 I met my wife blogging here and at The Sniper, and I even proposed to my wife on this blog.\u00a0 (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=17395\">You can read it here if you never saw it.<\/a>)\u00a0 It took us 58 months to have our daughter, and there were times we wondered if maybe God had other plans, but through Him, and some help from science, we finally have someone to share our life.<\/p>\n<p>(Photo deleted because of intellectual property theft by Bernath)<\/p>\n<p>She decided to wait until July, mostly I think my wife just wasn&#8217;t even trying hard because she (apparently) invented some thing called a Push Gift which I think is a load of made up stuff, but I have to buy her something expensive and because it is July she wanted a Ruby. June was probably like a bag of flour or something. Either way, she showed up at 0035 hours, and I haven&#8217;t slept much, so about to go nap. But I thought y&#8217;all might want to meet her.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to get her a provisional appointment to The Citadel, but pray every day she gets into UVA, which I still think the best college in the country. I&#8217;m going to teach her land nav, the sublime beauty that is a road march, and how to Golf, because if I can turn quality time into golf, I am a hero.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, it&#8217;s &#8220;Viole(n)t&#8221; because Matt Burden is predicting she will wreak havoc on my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to take a point of person privilege here and introduce you to Violet Grace Seavey.\u00a0 &hellip; <a title=\"Meet Viole(n)t Grace TSO\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60664\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Meet Viole(n)t Grace TSO<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}