{"id":60464,"date":"2015-06-20T07:30:04","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T11:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=60464"},"modified":"2015-06-20T08:42:33","modified_gmt":"2015-06-20T12:42:33","slug":"a-little-tune-for-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60464","title":{"rendered":"A Little Tune for Someone"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just think of this as a little early Father’s Day serenade for someone – in honor of their “resounding victory” in court the other day.<\/p>\n

King of the Sh!tbird Mountain<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m a heel, true sh!theel<\/em>
\n I can lie, dirty deal<\/em>
\n The truth won’t stop me trying<\/em><\/p>\n

‘Cause it\u2019s such fun, in the sun<\/em>
\n Watch me duck, watch me run<\/em>
\n Even after I’m caught lying<\/em><\/p>\n

I crashed in the corn<\/em>
\n Looked so lost and forlorn<\/em><\/strike>
\n I crashed in a field<\/em>
\n Found the ground did not yield<\/em>
\n Someone’s screaming a name<\/em>
\n Calling me \u201cNoah Gas\u201d again<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain<\/em>
\n Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

Scheme all night and all day<\/em>
\n I can show you the way<\/em>
\n To get stuff that you don\u2019t rate<\/em><\/p>\n

Sham all day and all night<\/em>
\n Love the dark hate the light<\/em>
\n Beady eyes show anger and hate<\/em><\/p>\n

I get the Bar\u2019s ire<\/em>
\n \u2018Cause they think I’m a liar<\/em>
\n Now they\u2019re calling my name<\/em>
\n They want to slam me once again<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain<\/em>
\n Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

I get the Bar\u2019s ire<\/em>
\n \u2018Cause they think I’m a liar<\/em>
\n Someone’s screaming my name<\/em>
\n Might disbar me, what a damn shame<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain<\/em>
\n Yes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

Well I\u2019m beyond help, you know I am<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain<\/em>
\nYes, the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

Just look at me and listen<\/em>
\n I’m a fool, a tool, against me they\u2019ll rule<\/em>
\n I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

I get the Bar\u2019s ire<\/em>
\n \u2018Cause they think I’m a liar<\/em>
\n I’m the King of the mountain<\/em>
\n I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll tell tales all night<\/em>
\n Never true or right<\/em>
\n I’m the King of the Sh!tbird Mountain!<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With apropos apologies to Richie Blackmore and Ronnie James Dio<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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