{"id":60348,"date":"2015-06-12T17:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T21:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=60348"},"modified":"2015-06-12T17:04:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T21:04:48","slug":"weekend-open-thread-71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60348","title":{"rendered":"Weekend open thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=52530\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-52530\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/timothy_dluhos-300x300-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"timothy_dluhos--300x300\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-52530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/timothy_dluhos-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/timothy_dluhos-300x300-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;ve used this photo before but looking in my inbox and reading Daniel Bernath&#8217;s emails made me think of it again. Life must be real tough when your name becomes an internet punchline. <\/p>\n<p>Irony: Bernath says that we&#8217;re afraid of him, that all of our commenters have abandoned us and the next post about him gets 150+ comments in a few hours. <\/p>\n<p>How does my ass taste, Dan?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking that Danny thinks Ancestry.com is a dating website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;ve used this photo before but looking in my inbox and reading Daniel Bernath&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"Weekend open thread\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60348\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Weekend open thread<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":52530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[221],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-open-thread"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60348\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/52530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}