{"id":6027,"date":"2008-12-09T17:54:14","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T22:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=6027"},"modified":"2008-12-09T18:17:05","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T23:17:05","slug":"explanation-and-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=6027","title":{"rendered":"Explanation and question"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, some of the more astute among you may have noted a significant decrease in my posting, and the more erudite among you probably appreciated my lack of posting. But, I am slowly coming back. First I had a HR complaint about my blogging, no big problem. Then I had a lunatic scandanavian phony veteran sending me emails about my Dad, which is kinda creepy and made me question why I was blogging. Then on Thanksgiving, I had to put my beloved Golden Retriever to sleep, which is probably the worst day of my life, and I am still depressed and not sleeping well. But, I did want to check in as I try to work myself into blogging again. Have a ton of stuff to write about with Shinseki and his ties to Defense Contractor Honeywell (where are you left? Remember the Cheney conflict of interest stuff?) and the assinine charges by the Justice Dept against Blackwater etc.<\/p>\n

(Also, I figured I better post something today or someone would accuse me of “calling in gay” to work.\u00a0 Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)<\/p>\n

But the first thing I want to do is comment on this photo that the incomparable Ms Malkin is running as a caption contest.<\/a><\/p>\n

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Everytime I see pictures like this where Obama has his chin elevated, I get irked. And then today it hit me. Ever seen that episode of Friends where Joey Tribiani is talking about his acting method, the “Smell the Farts” method? Obama always seems to be trying to capture all the ass emissions in the room whenever he does this. Or is it just me? Or has no one seen that show?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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