{"id":60091,"date":"2015-05-30T08:00:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T12:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=60091"},"modified":"2015-05-30T08:32:53","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T12:32:53","slug":"kirjath-toney-the-4-star-general","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60091","title":{"rendered":"Kirjath Toney, the 4-star general"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=60094\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-60094\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney4-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"Kirjath Toney4\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-60094\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney4-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney4-225x333.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney4.jpg 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>One of our ninjas dug up some more stuff, on poor Kirjath Toney who we&#8217;ve been victimizing over the past year or so. We didn&#8217;t realize that he&#8217;s a 4-star general, according to his business listing on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/irvington-auto-care-irvington\">Yelp!<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=60092\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-60092\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Tomey-4-Star-general-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"Kirjath Tomey 4-Star general\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-60092\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Tomey-4-Star-general-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Tomey-4-Star-general-500x271.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Tomey-4-Star-general.jpg 925w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And we didn&#8217;t know that his lungs had &#8220;received&#8221; white phosphorus you know that stuff that we use to burn metal with in the Army &#8211; that stuff that burns until it runs out of oxygen. We used it to destroy Iraqi AKs and vehicle engines. But General Toney had &#8220;received&#8221; it into his lungs;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=60093\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-60093\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney-and-willie-pete-300x195.jpg\" alt=\"Kirjath Toney and willie pete\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-60093\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney-and-willie-pete-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney-and-willie-pete-500x325.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Kirjath-Toney-and-willie-pete.jpg 812w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>See we didn&#8217;t know all of that stuff, so we&#8217;re sorry, General Kirjath. We can&#8217;t wait to see the documentation, though. It will probably keep us up nights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our ninjas dug up some more stuff, on poor Kirjath Toney who we&#8217;ve been &hellip; <a title=\"Kirjath Toney, the 4-star general\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=60091\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kirjath Toney, the 4-star general<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60091\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/60094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}