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Marlon Alvarez <\/a>went to court today and, you know, I could tell you about it, but here’s Broward Judge John Hurley instead;<\/p>\n

“You allegedly went into that pawn shop and removed an AK-47 rifle on display and stuck it down your pants,” the judge read from the arrest report. “After a while, [you] pulled it out, put it back, then grabbed another assault rifle off another display [and] put that down your pants.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Then young Marlon tried to leave the store, despite a pronounced limp. The owner confronted him outside and recovered the firearm and Alvarez went on the lam, forgetting that folks who sell firearms have really good security cameras which helped police arrest him later. Now the youngster is resting comfortably in the Graybar Hotel waiting for someone to scrape together $25,000 bond. The judge also revoked bail from an arrest less than two weeks ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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