{"id":59955,"date":"2015-05-22T10:00:09","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T14:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59955"},"modified":"2015-05-21T21:24:37","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T01:24:37","slug":"yer-friday-funny-beer-beer-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59955","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  Beer Beer Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zero told us all yesterday how <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59975\"><em>beer was good for our health<\/em><\/a> and made us smarter &#8211; when you partake in moderation, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe we should all follow along with this crowd and go work on improving our health.\u00a0 Just remember to stop after one or two. (smile)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/YTxINWXNrPA?rel=0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>WARNING<\/strong><\/span>:\u00a0 Drinking too much of this stuff can lead to your doing some truly stupid sh!t, followed by waking up hung-over and naked next to someone who is absolutely FUGLY.\u00a0 Use in moderation.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>And if you do manage to overindulge, be nice to your friends, family, and colleagues.\u00a0 Make sure you spend the next day in a well-ventilated area.\u00a0 (smile)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zero told us all yesterday how beer was good for our health and made us smarter &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Funny:  Beer Beer Beer\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59955\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Funny:  Beer Beer Beer<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}