{"id":59868,"date":"2015-05-17T18:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-17T22:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59868"},"modified":"2015-05-17T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T22:03:00","slug":"just-when-you-thought-it-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59868","title":{"rendered":"The National Poop Map"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I debated whether to post this &#8211; or not, but since it IS Sunday&#8230;. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/news\/local\/community\/miami-dade\/article21040056.html\">The Poop Map.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is something about the notion that intrigues me some.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;The <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1EJaGE8\" target=\"_blank\">scatological atlas<\/a>, smiling <a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/emojipedia.org\/pile-of-poo\/\" target=\"_blank\">poop emojis <\/a>and all, was created amid a swirling dispute between downtown boosters and the Miami-Dade Homeless Trust over how to get homeless men and women off the street, and how to deal with corresponding sanitation issues. The two public agencies have been feuding for about a year now, dating back to the creation of a temporary shelter program at Camillus House, and more recently with the DDA\u2019s promotion of souped-up porta-potties.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mind you&#8230; The homeless issue isn&#8217;t trivial, and whatever the cause they have to &#8220;poop&#8221;. \u00a0I do find it entertaining that some bureaucrat decided to map the deposits????<\/p>\n<p>Looks as though the issue may be coming to YOUR area: <em>\u201cWhere do 600 people go to the bathroom everyday? Well there\u2019s a map to show you where 600 people go to the bathroom everyday,\u201d said Sarnoff, who displayed the DDA\u2019s map on television. \u201cThis is a countywide issue, as you\u2019ll see.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got 4 toilets and an outhouse on site so I might be safe, but the rest of you better make sure as to where you are on the nationwide poop map.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I debated whether to post this &#8211; or not, but since it IS Sunday&#8230;. The Poop &hellip; <a title=\"The National Poop Map\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59868\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The National Poop Map<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}