{"id":59799,"date":"2015-05-13T11:35:51","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T15:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59799"},"modified":"2015-05-13T09:35:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T13:35:18","slug":"59799","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59799","title":{"rendered":"Bet His Replacement Stays Awake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to reports from the South Korean National Intelligence Service, the North Korean People&#8217;s Armed Forces Minister &#8211; Hyon Yong Chol &#8211; was a bit drowsy during a meeting recently. He dozed off.  <\/p>\n<p>At some point, he apparently also \u201ctalked back to\u201d his boss \u2013 Kim Jong Un, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29502\"><i>known here at TAH as &#8220;ND:tBF&#8221;<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>ND:tBF apparently didn\u2019t like that.  So he removed the guy from his position as Armed Forces Minister.  <\/p>\n<p>Then he had him executed.  <\/p>\n<p>Using anti-aircraft gunfire.  <\/p>\n<p>In front of hundreds of onlookers.<\/p>\n<p>At a shooting range at the Kang Kon Military Academy in Pyongyang.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/2015\/05\/13\/n-korea-executes-defense-chief-for-falling-asleep-during-meeting-s-korea-spy\/\"><i>Seriously.<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m guessing the guy\u2019s successor won\u2019t be dozing off in any staff meetings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to reports from the South Korean National Intelligence Service, the North Korean People&#8217;s Armed Forces &hellip; <a title=\"Bet His Replacement Stays Awake\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59799\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bet His Replacement Stays Awake<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}