{"id":59672,"date":"2015-05-07T09:00:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T13:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59672"},"modified":"2015-05-07T09:16:02","modified_gmt":"2015-05-07T13:16:02","slug":"isis-warns-that-there-are-71-terrorists-in-15-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59672","title":{"rendered":"ISIS warns that there are scores of terrorists in 15 states"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fox News<\/a> reports that since the attack in Garland, Texas, ISIS has warned that they have “scores” of trained terrorists in 15, blah, blah, blah, f’n blah. <\/p>\n

After three years of Dallas Wittgenfeld threats to “cometh”, two years of Wickre’s empty threats to come to my house “for shhoting [sic] purposes”, and Bernath warning me that one of his unnamed clients was planning to hire hitmen to kill me – that I’d never see coming. You know, threats that the entire staff of FirsTech were pouring over our comments daily to find violations of the Peace Order. That Paul Wickre has so much money that he could hire “undependable persons” to take me out. I guess they are undependable, because I’m still here. <\/p>\n

But you know after years of being terrorized by our own countrymen, the threats from some goat-loving throwbacks to the Bronze Age who are thousands of miles away just don’t get me all excited. The terrorists in our own country can’t summon the testicular fortitude to make good on their threats, so I’m not real worried about people whose job is to terrorize on the cheap from a long ways away. <\/p>\n

“The disbelievers who shot our brothers think that you killed someone untrained, nay, they gave you their bodies in plain view because we were watching,\u201d read the post.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, keep doing it just like that. It’s just like that whenever we score a victory against the Dutch Rudder State, too. They pound their chests and try to make it sound like it was a victory for them. Terrorist are all the same – they’re more bully than terror. I don’t believe that the Lemon Party is ever coming for me, but I still carry a legal gun – I learned in the Boy Scouts to “Be Prepared”.<\/p>\n

By the way, Senator Tim Kaine (D-VA) says this morning that he is introducing legislation today to declare war on ISIS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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