{"id":59609,"date":"2015-05-03T08:40:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-03T12:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59609"},"modified":"2015-05-03T08:41:30","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T12:41:30","slug":"damn-i-missed-this-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59609","title":{"rendered":"Damn, I Missed This Yesterday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I missed this yesterday, but better late than never.<\/p>\n<p>Four years ago yesterday, a tall ugly bastard named Usama began his eternal dirtnap. Hope he enjoys his 72 virgins, and all have this countenance:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.debbieschlussel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/helenthomas.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Burn in hell, bin Laden.  Burn in hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry I missed this yesterday, but better late than never. Four years ago yesterday, a tall &hellip; <a title=\"Damn, I Missed This Yesterday\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59609\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Damn, I Missed This Yesterday<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-historical","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}