{"id":59338,"date":"2015-04-17T17:26:54","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T21:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59338"},"modified":"2015-04-17T18:27:12","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T22:27:12","slug":"weekend-open-thread-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59338","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Open Thread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59339\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59339\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-Weekend-With-Bernath-216x300.jpg\" alt=\"A Weekend With Bernath\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-59339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-Weekend-With-Bernath-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-Weekend-With-Bernath-240x333.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/A-Weekend-With-Bernath.jpg 737w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The picture for this weekend has been supplied by Hack Stone who is currently mourning his crack-head girlfriend who was rudely murdered in Philly a few weeks back. Hack barely escaped the same fate, but lucky for him, he&#8217;s a Ruthless SOB &#8211; Ruth was his girlfriend&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Frank Visconi has been back on the email pony trying to convince people of that which he couldn&#8217;t convince the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=43498\">Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals<\/a>. Who am I to argue with a panel of Federal judges, after all?<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile the child dressed in the skin of an alcoholic septuagenarian, Dallas Wittgenfeld, has been sending links to his latest broke dick website that Bernath conned him into putting his name on, you know, because Bernath has been taking such a beating in the courts this year. Wittgenfeld tried to make a go of it on Facebook, but he lost three of his childish attempts in one week, getting whacked by the Facebook crew. His Google+ page has survived but only because, you know, who reads Google+?<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;ve been getting emails from our friends because Wittgenfeld has been spamming them with links to his latest juvenile attempts at making himself look foolish. His new email address is info@widowmarypschantag.us , in the event that you want to block it in your own inbox. Or in case the spambots want to start their own campaign.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Daniel Alan Bernath, his ability to practice law is hanging by a thread &#8211; he has another telephonic hearing scheduled for next month that he will skip out on in an attempt to delay the inevitable &#8211; you know that thing we used to do in college until we discovered that it doesn&#8217;t work in the real world.<\/p>\n<p>Another Friday will come and go without any death threats from Paul Wickre (when you say it out loud, say &#8220;wicker&#8221;, it really angers his lawyer, John Kudel &#8211; which you should pronounce &#8220;Cuddles&#8221;) because it really pisses Wickre off when his words are presented in court &#8211; we&#8217;re going to get an opportunity to do that again next month.<\/p>\n<p>But enjoy your open thread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The picture for this weekend has been supplied by Hack Stone who is currently mourning his &hellip; <a title=\"Weekend Open Thread\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59338\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Weekend Open Thread<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":59339,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[221],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-open-thread"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59338\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/59339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}