{"id":59126,"date":"2015-04-07T08:30:27","date_gmt":"2015-04-07T12:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59126"},"modified":"2015-04-07T07:32:53","modified_gmt":"2015-04-07T11:32:53","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-185","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59126","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perfumed Prince of Peace? <\/a><\/p>\n

That one time Chuck Schumer did the right thing. <\/a><\/p>\n

Fifty bucks a post <\/a><\/p>\n

…mouth breathing, but yeah, probably. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Aloha, stargazers! <\/a><\/p>\n

$20 whore…yeah. I went there. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Settlement will be a couple hundred back-issues with Justin Beiber on the cover. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Apparently Reagan’s Iran deal was worse than handing them a nuke.<\/a> <\/p>\n

If you what? <\/a> <\/p>\n

So DU is now interested in Joni Ernst’s military record. <\/a><\/p>\n

Like nailing rainbow colored Jello to the wall.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Meh. Baltimore sucks anyway. <\/a><\/p>\n

Dead racist barbecue guy from South Carolina = Indiana. Wut? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Your Ford Fusion might narc on you, dude. <\/a><\/p>\n

Booger-picking the 2016 election <\/a><\/p>\n

Republican Colonel? WTF is a Republican Colonel? <\/a><\/p>\n

Nullification is treason <\/a><\/p>\n

Two weeks until Operation Pantsuit cranks up. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Worry wart<\/a> <\/p>\n

Yes, because the old one is just so awesome! <\/a><\/p>\n

For once, I agree. <\/a><\/p>\n

Opposition to President Teleprompter’s foreign policy gives our allies the sad face? <\/a><\/p>\n

DU three way <\/a> <\/p>\n

If we’re being honest, this isn’t exactly a difficult thing to do. <\/a><\/p>\n

This is why you don’t eat paint chips, kids. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Apple won’t employ key Democrat constituency <\/a><\/p>\n

It’s just another damn lizard. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yes, why on earth would we make them abandon their deeply held convictions.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Russia….just one big cuddly teddy bear. <\/a><\/p>\n

Not sure how yet, but I’m certain this is Bush’s fault.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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