{"id":59070,"date":"2015-04-03T09:10:39","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T13:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59070"},"modified":"2015-04-03T09:10:39","modified_gmt":"2015-04-03T13:10:39","slug":"rick-dean-starr-another-phony-secret-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59070","title":{"rendered":"Rick Dean Starr; another phony secret squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59071\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-5.png\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr (5)\" width=\"343\" height=\"388\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-5.png 343w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-5-265x300.png 265w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-5-294x333.png 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 343px) 100vw, 343px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/militaryphonies.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/02\/rick-dean-starr-us-army-combat-wounded-poser-blog-of-shame\/\">Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on this fellow, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rick.d.starr?fref=ts\">Rick Dean Starr<\/a>, who says that he&#8217;s been quiet about his service as a secret squirrel who invaded Nicaragua for the DEA in 1884 with his M60 light machine gun, but no helmet or ammo.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59074\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59074\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-3.png\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr claim (3)\" width=\"1183\" height=\"485\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59074\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-3.png 1183w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-3-300x123.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-3-500x205.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1183px) 100vw, 1183px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And we all jumped with Claymores taped to our helmets, didn&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59072\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59072\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-1.png\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr claim (1)\" width=\"898\" height=\"422\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-1.png 898w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-1-300x141.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-1-500x235.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 898px) 100vw, 898px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You should have gone with your first instinct and kept your mouth shut, Rick;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59073\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59073\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-2.png\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr claim (2)\" width=\"373\" height=\"319\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59073\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-2.png 373w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-claim-2-300x257.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59077\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59077\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6.png\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr rack (6)\" width=\"1307\" height=\"599\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59077\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6.png 1307w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6-300x137.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6-500x229.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6-630x290.png 630w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-rack-6-315x145.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1307px) 100vw, 1307px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It must&#8217;ve been tough fighting those drug dealers in the Nicaraguan jungles dragging that 105mm howitzer around with you, Rick. Because he was an artilleryman in Fort Ord, according to his records, no Distinguished Service Cross, no Purple Hearts, no service awards for leaving the country, but probably because he&#8217;s so secret squirrel;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59075\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59075\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-FOIA-1.jpg\" alt=\"Rick Dean Starr FOIA (1)\" width=\"2550\" height=\"3300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59075\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-FOIA-1.jpg 2550w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-FOIA-1-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Rick-Dean-Starr-FOIA-1-257x333.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2550px) 100vw, 2550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But, hey, hes got that Army Service Ribbon, but they don&#8217;t just hand those out to everyone, you know. Not to mention, the Army Lapel Button &#8211; the highest award for valor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scotty sends us his work on this fellow, Rick Dean Starr, who says that he&#8217;s been &hellip; <a title=\"Rick Dean Starr; another phony secret squirrel\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59070\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rick Dean Starr; another phony secret squirrel<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":59071,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59070\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/59071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}