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\"Rick<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on this fellow, Rick Dean Starr<\/a>, who says that he’s been quiet about his service as a secret squirrel who invaded Nicaragua for the DEA in 1884 with his M60 light machine gun, but no helmet or ammo.<\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

And we all jumped with Claymores taped to our helmets, didn’t we?<\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

You should have gone with your first instinct and kept your mouth shut, Rick;<\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

It must’ve been tough fighting those drug dealers in the Nicaraguan jungles dragging that 105mm howitzer around with you, Rick. Because he was an artilleryman in Fort Ord, according to his records, no Distinguished Service Cross, no Purple Hearts, no service awards for leaving the country, but probably because he’s so secret squirrel;<\/p>\n

\"Rick<\/a><\/p>\n

But, hey, hes got that Army Service Ribbon, but they don’t just hand those out to everyone, you know. Not to mention, the Army Lapel Button – the highest award for valor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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