{"id":59029,"date":"2015-04-01T07:29:34","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T11:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59029"},"modified":"2015-03-31T17:03:38","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T21:03:38","slug":"nsa-gate-shooting-gets-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59029","title":{"rendered":"NSA Gate Shooting Gets . . . Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We now have a bit more news about that NSA gate shooting the other day.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s gotten a bit strange, to put it mildly.<\/p>\n<p>The FBI has now identified the dead guy as &#8220;Ricky Shawatza Hall&#8221;.\u00a0 He was the driver of the stolen car.\u00a0 The passenger, who remains hospitalized, has not yet been publicly identified.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a bit odd is the &#8220;rest of the story&#8221; that was released today.<\/p>\n<p>The accounts you heard about the two guys being &#8220;cross-dressed&#8221;?\u00a0 Yeah, they were correct.<\/p>\n<p>Seems Hall and his &#8220;buddy&#8221; had been picked up in Baltimore earlier that day &#8211; or maybe the previous night &#8211; by a Baltimore resident. They then drove to a motel in nearby Elkridge to &#8220;party&#8221;, checking in at 7:30AM.<\/p>\n<p>The two cross-dressers then apparently stole the guy&#8217;s car and left the area.\u00a0 Unfortunately for them, they managed to screw up and ended up at the gate of the NSA compound at Fort Meade.<\/p>\n<p>My guess is that the two crooks took a wrong turn after stealing the guy&#8217;s car, then freaked when they saw the police.\u00a0 They then chose to ignore police instructions &#8211; picking precisely the <em>wrong<\/em> place to do that (NSA police do not play games).\u00a0 They then compounded the error by try to run for it and ended up getting shot.<\/p>\n<p>At this point,\u00a0 it doesn&#8217;t look like terrorism had anything to do with the incident.\u00a0 That it happened is unfortunate, but as the saying goes:\u00a0 &#8220;Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fox News has a few more details. Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2015\/03\/31\/fbi-identifies-man-killed-in-nsa-shooting-terrorism-ruled-out\/\">this Fox News story<\/a> if you&#8217;re interested.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We now have a bit more news about that NSA gate shooting the other day.\u00a0 And &hellip; <a title=\"NSA Gate Shooting Gets . . . Weird\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59029\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NSA Gate Shooting Gets . . . Weird<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}