{"id":59001,"date":"2015-03-30T13:35:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T17:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=59001"},"modified":"2015-03-31T11:13:50","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T15:13:50","slug":"thank-you-to-loyal-tah-reader-dan-bernath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59001","title":{"rendered":"Thank you to loyal TAH reader Dan Bernath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, we&#8217;ve said bad things about Dan, but no denying that he turned the other cheek, and then gave me a shit load of money.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s me in a hot dog costume with my new jeep.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=59002\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-59002\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hotdog-jeep.jpg\" alt=\"hotdog jeep\" width=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59002\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hotdog-jeep.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hotdog-jeep-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/hotdog-jeep-250x333.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a>\\<\/p>\n<p>He also paid off all my student loans, gave a charitable gift to my church (to be used to fund a special needs school in Nicaragua) set up a school account for my daughter (to be, June, 2015) and paid some bills.  And he appears to want to donate a bunch more, judging by the defamatory comments he left about me all over the internet last night.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, thanks Dan.  Appreciate you helping out the lowest paid lawyer in America.  (Or, so he says anyway.)  Couldn&#8217;t have done all this without you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, we&#8217;ve said bad things about Dan, but no denying that he turned the other cheek, &hellip; <a title=\"Thank you to loyal TAH reader Dan Bernath\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=59001\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thank you to loyal TAH reader Dan Bernath<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}