{"id":58651,"date":"2015-03-09T13:37:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-09T17:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58651"},"modified":"2015-03-09T14:40:07","modified_gmt":"2015-03-09T18:40:07","slug":"music-videos-featuring-monkeys-top-five-answers-are-on-the-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58651","title":{"rendered":"Music videos featuring monkeys, top five answers are on the board"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two things.  <\/p>\n<p>1) apparently there was some concern I was dead.  Alas, no.  I am alive and well and living in the lap of luxury.  (Luxury is my alien overlord who loves me and pets me and calls me George.)  Actually, just busy as hell folks, nothing to worry about, but thanks for the concern.<\/p>\n<p>2) Commenter &#8220;Mr. Bill&#8221; in another comment informed me that Gordon Lightfoot is still touring.  Dude, wasn&#8217;t he like a drummer boy in the civil war?  Dude must be north of 100 now.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, got me thinking of the Top 5 music videos featuring monkeys.  Don&#8217;t ask why, just roll with it.<\/p>\n<p>1:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CDl9ZMfj6aE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n2:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xat1GVnl8-k\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n3:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CnVf1ZoCJSo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n4:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0C3zgYW_FAM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n5:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2dllo85ZSUk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This post just an excuse to fire up the dickweeds complaining about me.  If I do die tonight though at the hands of assassins (which has been promised was imminent for the past 18 months) then I want my last post to be about jack and shit and have a maximum of 7 comments.  I&#8217;d like to go out the way I came in, clawing my way up to just below mediocrity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two things. 1) apparently there was some concern I was dead. Alas, no. I am alive &hellip; <a title=\"Music videos featuring monkeys, top five answers are on the board\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58651\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Music videos featuring monkeys, top five answers are on the board<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}