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\"Brandon<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on this fellow, Brandon Blanton who went ahead and got himself this Special Forces tattoo because sitting in a chair for a few hours is just like Special Forces training;<\/p>\n

\"Brandon<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Brandon’s actual military career of an entire year on active duty is capped by his rocketing to the paygrade of E-1. He’s over-decorated with the Army Service Ribbon and a National Defense Service Medal – they don’t just hand those out to everyone, ya know – but he is a five-jump chump.<\/p>\n

\"Brandon<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Scotty has a real nice mug shot of him when he was arrested for being in arrears for child support, so he’s a real upstanding citizen. Right up there with Daniel Bernath, another famous deadbeat Dad. Scotty says that he fleeces his buds on Call of Duty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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