{"id":58561,"date":"2015-03-04T12:30:56","date_gmt":"2015-03-04T17:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58561"},"modified":"2015-03-04T12:33:24","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T17:33:24","slug":"worst-military-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58561","title":{"rendered":"Worst military movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58394\">we talked<\/a> about the best war movies. Our friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wearethemighty.com\/cheesy-military-movies-2015-03\">WeAreTheMighty<\/a> list the seven &#8220;cheesiest&#8221; military movies. There are scads of them, probably many more than the enjoyable movies we talked about last week. My entry, though, for the worst military-themed movie of all time is &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33170\">Flesh Wounds<\/a>&#8221; starring Kevin Sorbo. If, for nothing else, the portrayal of their commanding officer;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=33171\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-33171\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds-300x220.jpg\" alt=\"Flesh wounds\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-33171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Flesh-wounds.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The colonel wears his ribbons on his camouflage uniform inspiring phonies everywhere. It looks like his highest award is Berlin Army of Occupation Medal (and he&#8217;s wearing it upside down). If that&#8217;s not bad enough, he&#8217;s wearing Specialist rank (E-4) on his sleeves with colonel birds on his collar. That&#8217;s just one character, so if you haven&#8217;t seen it, count yourself lucky. It&#8217;s a good drinking game movie though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, we talked about the best war movies. Our friends at WeAreTheMighty list the seven &hellip; <a title=\"Worst military movies\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58561\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Worst military movies<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/33171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}