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\"John<\/a><\/p>\n

Scotty sends<\/a> us a link to his work on this John W Stoneburgh fellow. He was busted on the old POW Network website, but now that it’s down, he figures that he can get back to the business of being so secret that no one can find his real records. He spins tales about the time he was captured by Iraqis during the 1st Gulf War against Saddam Hussein, but, luckily, he was rescued by Navy SEALS.<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

The truth is somewhat less glamorous – he was a truck driver in the Army Reserves and his only active duty was 4 months for his initial training. The new Defense Department agency, the Defense POW\/MIA Accountability Agency <\/a>doesn’t list him as a POW, even if he was captured by Iraqis from his Fort Living Room bunker.<\/p>\n

\"John<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Oh, yeah, he also claims that he reenlisted after 9-11 and went to fight terrorists in the war against them, but, no. Didn’t any of his family notice that he wasn’t gone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Scotty sends us a link to his work on this John W Stoneburgh fellow. He was … John W Stoneburgh; phony secret squirrel<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-W-Stoneburgh.png?fit=481%2C484&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58390\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}