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By now, you’ve all seen this picture. lord knows I’ve seen it a hundred times in my Inbox. But I was just wondering, how many secret service agents would it take to pull one of you guys off of the Vice President if he did this to your wife, or your daughter, or your mother. Ladies, how many secret service agents would you be willing to punch to get in one last smack on this creepy turd?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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