{"id":58300,"date":"2015-02-17T09:28:55","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T14:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58300"},"modified":"2015-02-17T08:41:24","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T13:41:24","slug":"thunderchicken-sighting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58300","title":{"rendered":"Thunderchicken sighting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=58301\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58301\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Dallas-227x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dallas\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-58301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Dallas-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Dallas-252x333.jpg 252w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Dallas.jpg 727w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Someone sent us this photo they took of our own stolen valor pest, coming up on our third anniversary of our first <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29627\">Dallas Wittgenfeld<\/a> posting. I&#8217;m guessing that some hack lawyer in Oregon will add this to the list of pictures that he&#8217;ll claim are copyrighted material. Well, except that the person who took the picture sent it to us &#8211; so they own the copyright.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing that the chin whiskers are to camouflage Dallas because of this mugshot that is famous across the internet. <\/p>\n<p>By the way, Dallas, you didn&#8217;t earn a Ranger tab, so you don&#8217;t get to wear one on your jammies without comment from us.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=55985\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-55985\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dallas-mugshot-300x178.jpg\" alt=\"Dallas mugshot\" width=\"300\" height=\"178\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-55985\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dallas-mugshot-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dallas-mugshot-500x297.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dallas-mugshot.jpg 912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent us this photo they took of our own stolen valor pest, coming up on &hellip; <a title=\"Thunderchicken sighting\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58300\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thunderchicken sighting<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58301,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58300\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}