{"id":58047,"date":"2015-02-04T12:35:23","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58047"},"modified":"2015-07-20T11:56:38","modified_gmt":"2015-07-20T15:56:38","slug":"a-message-for-our-purple-tiger-striped-jumpsuit-wearing-readers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58047","title":{"rendered":"A Message for Our Purple-Tiger-Striped-Jumpsuit-Wearing Readers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, everyone’s favorite purple-Tiger-striped-jumpsuit-wearing \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 jerk<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 washed-up has-been<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 one of only a handful of people ever thrown out of the SFA<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 skydiving clown (literally)<\/del> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0freaking idiot<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 TAH reader recently “graced” us with another appearance.\u00a0 This time, he’s shown up in Facebook comments to some recent articles (for a representative sample, see the Facebook comments here<\/a>).<\/p>\n

Yo, Doofus \u2013 long time no see.\u00a0 Wassup? Have you been flying an aircraft while half-crocked<\/a> again? (2nd part of article here<\/a>.) You been busy stroking or choking the old \u201cThunder Chicken\u201d . . .\u00a0 costume?\u00a0 Attended any SFA meetings<\/a> lately?<\/p>\n

Yes, folks, Anus Maximus<\/em><\/span> has resurfaced again \u2013 just like a persistent case of athlete\u2019s foot or jock itch.\u00a0 He claims yet again<\/em> to have determined who I am.\u00a0 According to\u00a0 jumpsuit-boi<\/em> here, I am a Retired Army Special Forces Sergeant Major.\u00a0 Specifically, he says in one of his ignorant ramblings I am none other than SGM George Milton Davenport III.<\/p>\n

Well, at least that’s what he’s saying today. About a year ago, supposedly I was Don Shipley<\/a> – and before that, I was a retired US Army General Officer.\u00a0 Or maybe he thought I was the retired GO afterwards.\u00a0 The guy changes his claims regarding who I am so often I can’t really keep the details of his looney-bin ramblings straight any more.<\/p>\n

Hmm.\u00a0 Oddly enough, that\u2019s not the name on my driver\u2019s license – and yeah, I double-checked.\u00a0 Or the name on any of the other cards in my wallet.\u00a0 Or on my birth certificate.\u00a0 Or on my bank accounts, for that matter.<\/p>\n

Sh!t, I guess that means everyone\u2019s<\/em> been lying to me all my life about who I am, too.\u00a0 Because “George Milton Davenport” certainly is not <\/strong><\/em>what people have been calling me all my life.<\/p>\n

But Baldy the Dumbcluck<\/span><\/em><\/a> says that’s who I am, so I guess all of those documents and other people must be wrong.\u00a0 He can’t possibly<\/em> be wrong, given his “mad skilz” as a “trail assassin”!\u00a0 He cometh!<\/p>\n

(Well, at least he claims he “cometh”\u00a0 – but he never seems to actually get anywhere he says he’s going.\u00a0\u00a0 And given how decrepit<\/del> “wonderful” he looks in this mug shot<\/a>, frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if he can’t get it up any more – much less keep it up long enough to “cometh”.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, no!\u00a0 How will I ever recover from this massive shock? How will I ever sort out the mess?\u00a0 With apologies to Apu the Hindu of Simpsons<\/em> fame:\u00a0 “Oh, now I am truly screwed!”<\/p>\n

Yeah, right.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n

Yo, “buddy”:\u00a0 wrong again<\/em>, dipstick<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 I am not<\/span><\/em><\/strong> SGM George Milton Davenport III, US Army, Retired.\u00a0 Best I can tell, I don’t believe I’ve ever met SGM Davenport – though I guess it’s theoretically possible our paths crossed 2+ decades ago and I don’t today remember meeting him.<\/p>\n

Based on a quick look, from what I could find on the Internet SGM Davenport sounds like a great guy.\u00a0 Maybe I\u2019ll meet him one day and we\u2019ll laugh about ignorant bozos like you over a beer or two.<\/p>\n

You really should quit accusing people I’ve never met of being me, though.\u00a0 This latest makes at least 3 – plus only God knows how many others that I’ve missed.\u00a0 I really don’t know for sure how many people you’ve claimed are me; I have better things to do than attempt to monitor all of the asinine, idiotic Internet ramblings of a tool like you.\u00a0 But I should probably count my blessings; at latest count, another individual who comments at TAH has now been incorrectly accused of being someone he’s not at least 7 times<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The fact that I\u2019m not SGM Davenport is probably a good thing for you, Dullard. P!ssing off former SF operators or SEALs \u2013 and you are neither<\/em><\/span>, your past bogus claims of being SF notwithstanding \u2013 like the good SGM and Don Shipley generally isn\u2019t<\/em> a particularly good idea.<\/p>\n

Living rent-free in your mind kinda sucks, though. Yeah, it’s a cheap place (in every possible sense of the word).\u00a0 But the place stays disorganized, chaotic, and messy as hell all the freaking time. Things there doesn\u2019t seem to work very well any more; I understand they likely never really did.\u00a0 Logical thought seems virtually absent; ditto the concepts of being truthful and honorable.\u00a0 And as your own past statements here<\/a> and here<\/a> show, your mind seems simply to reek<\/em> of both misogyny and racism.\u00a0 Thankfully I have a strong stomach.<\/p>\n

You might as well give up trying to figure out who I am, WitLessOne.\u00a0 Based on your demonstrated competence to date I predict you will only find out who I am if and when I want you to know<\/em><\/span> \u2013 not before, and maybe not ever.<\/p>\n

But it’s a free country; suit yourself.\u00a0 Keep wasting your time and looking like an utter fool if that’s what you want.<\/p>\n

Until you come to your senses, I guess I\u2019ll just continue to be your obsession. (I’m not holding my breath.)\u00a0 Oh well – Queeg had his strawberries; there’s no accounting for the workings of a damn fool’s mind.<\/p>\n

But I still think you should execute the final bit of advice I gave you in my article from about a year ago<\/a>.\u00a0 IMO, that advice is still 100% apropos today.\u00a0 If you’ve forgotten what that advice was, just follow the last link in my earlier article.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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