{"id":58020,"date":"2015-02-01T20:06:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T01:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=58020"},"modified":"2015-02-01T22:29:29","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T03:29:29","slug":"ugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58020","title":{"rendered":"Ugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=58021\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58021\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/New_England_Patriots2.jpg\" alt=\"New_England_Patriots2\" width=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-58021\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/New_England_Patriots2.jpg 1365w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/New_England_Patriots2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/New_England_Patriots2-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/New_England_Patriots2-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1365px) 100vw, 1365px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m probably going to die in the next hour or two from a busted liver\/spleen\/brain something.  I wanted my last post to not be about the Dutch Rudder Quartet.<\/p>\n<p>(It is 14-14 at halftime as I write this.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  Sorry bitches, I lived.  Shit talking for the next 12 months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m probably going to die in the next hour or two from a busted liver\/spleen\/brain something. &hellip; <a title=\"Ugh\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=58020\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ugh<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}