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\"Michael<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

We wrote about Michael Hays, of Seattle, Washington back in April last year<\/a>, but Scotty says that it’s had no effect on his phony ass. He still claims that he’s a special forces-trained Marine, or a Marine in Special Forces, or something. He has a Special Forces crest tattooed in his left arm;<\/p>\n

\"Michael<\/a><\/center> <\/p>\n

He also has Purple Heart plates on his vehicle;<\/p>\n

\"Michael<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

He served in the Marines for four years, but he was a mechanic, not a Recon Marine and he was discharged as an E-3 – not as an E-7 Gunnery Sergeant like he claims. Notice that he has not even one minute aboard a ship or overseas.<\/p>\n

\"Michael<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Mochael<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

TSO says that we should slam him because he’s also a Seahawks fan – whatever that is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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